GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And